Saturday, December 20, 2008

Daddy's Revenge

Dear Charlotte,

Daddy would like me to point out that your beloved Demon Tree not only threw itself to the ground in protest, but later that night, when Daddy was walking past it, the Tree decided to take its revenge and mug your father by falling on him.

Directly.

On.

Him.

And now the Tree has been reprimanded twice, and is very sorry. We tried to cheer it up by placing pretty unwrapped presents beneath it. For now, it seems placated.

Love,

Mommy

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